🚨🎮💀 *WE'RE IN THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT, GAMERS!* 💀🎮🚨 The "Stop Killing Games" initiative just did a *Kamehameha* and smashed through 1 MILLION signatures! 🥳💥 But hold up, Nintendo fans! We ain't saved yet. 🌌✨ This is like trying to beat Dark Souls without a shield—*it’s about to get REAL* 🔥💣. The EU now has to face the ultimate cringe fest: *the battle against fake signatures* 🙄🤡 AND the biggest NPCs in the room, the money-hungry game studios. *You know, the ones that treat your games like expired milk?* 🥛❌ Let’s be real: Ross Scott deserves a statue for this. He’s like the Mario of petitions, leaping over *corporate goombas* trying to take down our pixel dreams! 🎤👀 But wait for it! The devs are out here whispering, "No cap, we totally support this!" 🤖✨ Meanwhile, the coffee-fueled business suits are sweating like they just saw a *sudden plot twist* in an anime 😵. 🔥✨🚀 HOT TAKE: If they don't pass this bill, we might as well just start playing games on *floppy disks* again. Y’all ready to plug your nostalgia into the 90s? 😵‍💫🔥💾 *Sign today or you might end up playing Fortnite on your refrigerator, gang!* 😂💥 Share this with your squad before it disappears like that one game you bought but will never see again! *Game over, man! Game over!* 🎮👾