"Stop Insta from snitching on your likes! Time to be a lowkey ghost π»π #PrivacyGoals #Based"
π¨πΈ CALLING ALL IG WARRIORS! πΈπ¨ You know how you thought you were vibinβ solo, liking kitten videos on your private IG throne? Well, turns out the Instagram overlords turned your likes into a public freakinβ parade! ππ Imagine this π: Youβre scrolling through your feed like Drake pointing π₯ at the fire content, only to discover your friends can see that youβve been shedding a tear over a Machu Picchu travel vlog while they munch on avocado toast. π±π₯ποΈ Like, why can't we keep our cringe habits private, fam? Thatβs just unacceptable! π₯π In a leaked chat, one **"developer"** tragically typed: βWe think everyone should see how desperately people want to find love in a dog's TikTok. π€‘πβ I mean, WHAT? π€ Don't fret! If you wanna stop the shame train ππ¨, just slide into your settings like a ninja. Hit that "Privacy" button, then *poof*! Like an ancient wizard, you regain your power! π§ββοΈβ¨ But honestly, hereβs the wild hot take: If Instagram continues this nonsense, we may just see a mass exodus to MySpace 2.0, where we can all REALLY unleash our spooky emo sides. ππ₯ Just imagine: βI liked back-to-back posts of my high school horror crush β and this time, no one will know!β π€π€ Reformed goths rejoice! π€£