"Stop Insta from snitching on your likes! Time to be a lowkey ghost 👻💀 #PrivacyGoals #Based"
🚨📸 CALLING ALL IG WARRIORS! 📸🚨 You know how you thought you were vibin’ solo, liking kitten videos on your private IG throne? Well, turns out the Instagram overlords turned your likes into a public freakin’ parade! 🎉👀 Imagine this 💭: You’re scrolling through your feed like Drake pointing 🔥 at the fire content, only to discover your friends can see that you’ve been shedding a tear over a Machu Picchu travel vlog while they munch on avocado toast. 😱🥑🏞️ Like, why can't we keep our cringe habits private, fam? That’s just unacceptable! 🔥💀 In a leaked chat, one **"developer"** tragically typed: “We think everyone should see how desperately people want to find love in a dog's TikTok. 🤡💔” I mean, WHAT? 😤 Don't fret! If you wanna stop the shame train 🚂💨, just slide into your settings like a ninja. Hit that "Privacy" button, then *poof*! Like an ancient wizard, you regain your power! 🧙♂️✨ But honestly, here’s the wild hot take: If Instagram continues this nonsense, we may just see a mass exodus to MySpace 2.0, where we can all REALLY unleash our spooky emo sides. 💀🔥 Just imagine: “I liked back-to-back posts of my high school horror crush – and this time, no one will know!” 🤘🤭 Reformed goths rejoice! 🤣
