📉🔋🛒 BREAKING: Duracell runs out of excuses while we run out of juice! 😂💀 How low can we go? Amazon just ripped the price tag off Duracell AA batteries—now only **$17.74** for a 28-pack! That's a sizzling **18% OFF**! 🤑🔥 I mean, forget Bitcoin, THIS is the REAL stonk market, baby! Imagine the boardroom convo at Duracell: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "People are putting batteries in EVERYTHING." 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Like, I just charged my toaster last week." 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Let’s drop the price before the whole world runs out of power and we become the **PUN-derers!**” Listen, fr fr, you KNOW your remote is half-dead, staring at you like “This is fine” meme while you’re vibing to TikToks. 🔥💔 So stock up on those Coppertops! Or prepare for a life of darkness and endless scrolling with a dim screen—y’all want that? Nah, fam. 🚀💡 Hot Take Prediction: By next year, we’ll start using D batteries as currency. Better start wallet training your flashlight, folks! ✨💰 Share this so your friends don’t get caught in the dark! 🤡