🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: AMAZON PRIME DAY BATTERY ALERT!🚨💥 Hold onto your remotes, fam! The only thing more dead than your dreams of getting that sweet new TV 📺 is your Android TV remote when those AAA batteries run dry! 😂 Why do we even need a remote anymore? Just yell at your smart TV like a caveman! *"Play THE OFFICE!"* 😱 Anyway, it's Prime Day, and it’s time to stock up on batteries like you’re hoarding toilet paper in a pandemic! 🧻💀 Don’t be THAT guy desperately shaking the remote like it's a maraca after the deals run out. Get those *stonks* up and grab those batteries before they’re gone! You KNOW Jeff Bezos is already counting his billions on Mars while YOU’RE sitting in the dark watching reruns. 🌌💰 🔥 Developer Quote: "Yeah, we totally planned for a battery shortage. It's called 'planned obsolescence'. You in or nah?" – *Some guy named ‘Larry’ who definitely works at Amazon* 🧐 And remember, buying batteries isn’t just a purchase; it’s an investment in your couch potato lifestyle. 💪💤 But for real, if your remote dies and you can’t find the Hulu button, you might as well be living in 1995! 🚀💀 Hot Take: *In 5 years, we’ll all just have voice controlled EVERYTHING and the only batteries we’ll need are for our therapist’s emotional support robot! 😂🤖💔*