🚨🤑 BREAKING: GOOGLE FINANCE IS ABOUT TO GET A MAKEOVER! 💰✨ The big G is rolling out an AI chatbot, and NO, it doesn’t come with a side of fries 🍟. 🤖 It’s like your financial advisor decided to skip the coffee and go straight to the 'I have a crush on your wallet' phase. 💔💸 But here’s the tea ☕: you can opt-out like the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕. So, if you prefer your financial advice from an actual human instead of a money-hungry robot 🦾, you do you, fam! Imagine asking the chatbot, "Should I buy stonks?" and it hits you with that Drake "nope" meme. 😂 Or worse, “This is fine,” while your portfolio goes down like a sinking ship 🚢💔. 🔥 Developer Quote Leak 🔥: “We just wanted to create a futuristic vibe, but all we got was ‘Beep Boop, your stocks are dying’.” Low-key, I think this chatbot is just Google trying to convince us to buy stocks when there's a recession on the horizon 🌪️. I’m calling it now: in three months, this AI will either be the new financial guru or the next meme about losing money faster than it takes to say “bear market.” Stay tuned for a future where Google Finance tells you your life is in shambles… but with GPT-4 sass! 🤡🔥 #InvestingIsHard #OptOutOrOptIn