🚨🚗🔑 BOOMER ALERT: Why are we still toting around car keys like they’re a relic from the dark ages? Like, c’mon fam, we’re living in 2023, not 1923! 🔥🤡 💀 So, Ford's out here tryna make wallets great again by saying “just stick your key in your belt buckle” 🤔. Bro, what are we in a cowboy movie? Next thing you know, they'll be telling us to use horses instead of Teslas! 🐴💨 Meanwhile, Peep this: phone-as-a-key tech is about as stable as an electric scooter on ice. 🤖📱 One day it’s hot, the next day it’s like “oops, I lost my signal and now I’m locked out” 🤦‍♂️. Talk about cringe! Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to give people something to complain about on Reddit.” 🤷‍♂️ 🤭💬 But here’s the REAL tea 🍵: There’s a 69% chance we'll end up using our brainwaves to unlock our cars before this key fob trend even takes off. It’ll be like *Tony Stark* meets *Inception* but with more “this is fine” dog memes! 😂🔥 So hold on tight, your keys are gonna be jealous when your brain becomes the new key fob. 🚀💰 #FuturisticAF ✨💥