👀 Stop scrolling! Did you miss "The Substance" last year? 🤡✨ Well, buckle up because it’s now crashing on HBO Max like your Wi-Fi during a virtual meeting! 💻💥 Feeling some serious FOMO? 🥲 Don’t worry, fam—here’s your crash course on watching it at home while you wear your best pajamas! 🛋️🔥 Just make sure your fridge is stocked with snacks because you know you're gonna binge this thing harder than your Wi-Fi can handle! 🍕🍿 So here’s the tea: It's been on Mubi for ages (like, basically in the dinosaur era), but now it’s finally on HBO Max! 🌈💪 **Streaming Deals:** 🤑 Get those stonks 🔥! Rumor has it, if you sign up now, you'll get a 30-day free trial which is basically the tech equivalent of "bro, just look at this cat meme." 😻💸 Fake dev quote: “We put ‘The Substance’ on HBO Max because Mubi was for cool kids only. But hey, everyone's invited to this Netflix party now!” - A Level 2 intern, probably 🤦‍♂️ Bottom line: Watch it now or seethe in the comment section about missing out. 🚀🔮 But honestly, if it doesn’t go viral, I’m predicting a new streaming app just for cat videos to dominate the market instead. That's right, the *real* substance of entertainment is feline chaos. 🐾🔥 SMASH that share button if you’re ready for the kitty invasion!