🎤👑 BREAKING: The Roast of the Century Just Dropped 🍿🔥 So, hold the phone and grab your popcorn, fam, because Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez just turned Jimmy Fallon’s couch into a *literal* battlefield of banter! 🤡💥 Imagine a roast so spicy it makes 5-alarm chili look like baby food! 🌶️👶 The trio went full-on Galaxy Brain 🤯, tossing shade like it's confetti at a wedding you weren’t invited to. You got Steve throwing darts at Martin's age like it’s a game of darts at a dive bar - "Aren't you due for a new hip or something?" 💀🥴 Meanwhile, Selena was just vibing like she was the last slice of pizza in the fridge "Y’all are like my old phone, full of memories but kinda slow." 📱✨ Meanwhile, Jimmy is sitting there like "This is fine" while he tries not to dissolve into giggles — poor guy! 😂💀 🔮 *Leaked conversation with a dev reading the transcript*: "We should have just streamed this on Twitch. I bet it would’ve gotten more views than my last stonks investment." 💰🚀 **HOT TAKE**: In 3 months, Selena’s getting a Netflix special titled “Roasting My Elders.” Who's ready? 🤣👵 #RoastGoals