🚨📽️🎃 *BREAKING NEWS* from the King of Horror himself, Stephen "The Man, The Myth, The Horror" King just dropped a bomb on the internet hotter than a freshly roasted marshmallow over a campfire in *IT*! 🔥😱 This dude – who literally has nightmares paying him rent – took a momentary break from roasting Donald Trump 😂 and spilling blood in horror flicks to bless us with his TOP 10 MOVIES list! Like, excuse me, what? HELLO, have you seen *Misery*? 🤡💀 So here’s the tea: King decided to play it fast and loose by not including his own bangers 💔📜. I mean, talk about a flex! Who knew the author of existential dread could also have a taste in movies? Here’s one of the films he included—*Sorcerer* (1977)~ streaming where, you ask? Oh honey, that's for you to Google. 🔎💰 But honestly, knowing King, "streaming" is probably just that horror fans chasing after a ghost in the void of Netflix. 👻💀 🔊 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re just stoked Stephen didn’t choose *Cats* as his fav! Who needs horror when you have full-blown nightmares?” So, what's my unhinged prediction? 🧐 Brace yourselves folks: Stephen King is coming for Putin's top movie ranking next. That’s right—*A Russian Nightmare 2: The Reckoning* is dropping in 2025! 🌍🎥🔥 *Wanna bet?* #StephenKing #Top10 #HorrorMemeMadness 🤖🚀💀