🎉👻🍿 BREAKING: Stephen King, the dude who gives you nightmares for a living, just spilled the tea on Gavin "Hollywood Handsome" Newsom channeling his inner Trump on X! 😱💬 Like, seriously? This is the plot twist nobody asked for. 🤡💀 Imagine a Twitter showdown where Gavin's typing like he's auditioning for a B-rated horror flick, trying to out-Trump Trump. 🧟‍♂️💔 It’s like casting a vampire to play a werewolf—🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️ both are bitey, but can they even? King tweeted his opinion faster than I can say "this is fine" while my computer catches fire. 🔥💻🧨 “Gavin, bro, you’re scaring the kids,” he probably said (totally not a direct quote, but who needs accuracy when you're flinging memes?). Meanwhile, Drake’s looking at this whole mess like “God’s Plan” but for Republicans, and the only thing getting canceled is our sanity. 🤦‍♂️🚫 In closing, if this is what our political discourse has come to, I bet 2024’s presidential debates are just gonna be TikTok dance-offs. 💃🤖 Prediction: By the end of the year, we’re all voting via meme and whoever gets the most stonks gets the seat. No cap. 🤯💰💥 #PoliticalMemeWars2024