"Stephen King drops a 3-line review of *Together* like it's a horror plot twist. ๐ช๐ #PlotThickens"
๐ป๐ฌ HOLD UP, CREEPS! Stephen King just dropped a 3-line review of "Together" thatโs spicier than a ghost pepper covered in hot sauce! ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฑ ๐ฅ โThis movie is my worst nightmareโtogether but apart. ๐ ๐ช A true horror story about love in the digital age.โ ๐ซ๐ No cap, even Stephen King knows that modern relationships are scarier than a clown in your bathroom at 3 AM! ๐๐คก In other news, Dave Franco is *still* trying to prove heโs not just the guy from that one meme where heโs looking like โdo I really exist?โ ๐ค๐ And Alison Brie? Sheโs out here dodging cringe roles like a pro! DRAMA! ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฌ โI didn't sign up for this existential crisis!โ - some poor intern at the press release ๐ฉ๐ข But wait, thereโs more! If this movie flops, it's gonna be the reincarnation of โthis is fineโ meme. ๐ฅ๐ฐ Plot twist: I predict โTogetherโ might just spark the generation of a NEW horror subgenre: *Zoomer Relationship Trauma.* ๐ค๐ Yโall ready for THAT? Stay tuned. ๐โจ #StonksInHorror #KingOfChills