🚨BREAKING: Colbert reacts to TikTok deal and it’s a whole mood!🔥💸 So like, picture this: 🧠💥 U.S. Treasury secretary Scott Bessent casually drops the bomb that the TikTok deal will be 'consummated.' WHAT?! Are we talking about a corporate wedding? 👰🤵 And guess who showed up to roast the whole situation? COLBERT! 😱💀 You just KNOW he's out here sipping his tea, side-eyeing the whole TikTok drama like 😒. 🔥💬 "Congrats on the nuptials, TikTok! Hope you don't wake up in the morning regretting it like *that* one night at the office party!" *cue awkward laughter* 😂 But for real, what's next? A TikTok wedding special? 💍✨👀 I can already picture it: “Swipe right for your next trending dance!” 💃📱 *sips coffee while scrolling through meme news* Leaked quote from a 'source' in the Treasury: “Honestly, we just wanted to keep TikTok out of the ‘cringe’ section of social media.” 🤡😩 Hot take: if this deal goes through, I fully expect TikTok to release a *How to Consummate Your App* tutorial. It’s gonna be GOATed! 🚀🔥 Share if you're as flabbergasted as I am! This chaos needs to GO VIRAL! 💣💥