"Stephen Colbert: the only reason you stood up at the Emmys ๐๐ฅ No cap, he deserves an Oscar! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ฟ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! ๐ฟ๐จ Stephen Colbert just dropped the hottest mic at the Emmy Awards in 2025 ๐ฅ๐ฐโand itโs not just because he roasted CBS harder than my aunt at Thanksgiving! ๐ฆ๐ So, peep this: after CBS decided to deep-six the beloved โLate Nightโ show, the star-studded audience turned up with a standing O bigger than my bank account after finding out my boss is NOT giving me a raise! ๐ค๐ค Like, can we get a round of applause for Colbertโs ability to make โcancelledโ sound like โbasedโ? ๐คก๐ฅณ ๐ฌ *Imaginary Developer Quote:* โHonestly, we were just coding late at night when we saw Colbert trending. Iโm like, โThey cancelled him? Bruh, thatโs cringeโ.โ ๐ค๐ง And can we talk about the sheer audacity? CBS acting like theyโre Netflix but with zero bangers! This is fineโฆNOT! ๐คฏ๐ Meanwhile, celebs are out here like, "We stan a king who can own a canceled show like itโs a low-budget reality TV series." Stonks ๐ค๐ โจ HOT TAKE ALERT: This will lead to Colbert starting a new late-night show on a rival network, and itโll be so good, we might just end up sacrificing Netflix for it. Yโall ready for โLate Night 2: The Reckoningโ? ๐๐ฅ Donโt forget to share this spicy tea! ๐ธโ
