🚨🍿 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🍿🚨 Stephen Colbert just dropped the hottest mic at the Emmy Awards in 2025 🔥💰—and it’s not just because he roasted CBS harder than my aunt at Thanksgiving! 🦃💀 So, peep this: after CBS decided to deep-six the beloved “Late Night” show, the star-studded audience turned up with a standing O bigger than my bank account after finding out my boss is NOT giving me a raise! 🤑🎤 Like, can we get a round of applause for Colbert’s ability to make “cancelled” sound like “based”? 🤡🥳 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we were just coding late at night when we saw Colbert trending. I’m like, ‘They cancelled him? Bruh, that’s cringe’.” 🤖🔧 And can we talk about the sheer audacity? CBS acting like they’re Netflix but with zero bangers! This is fine…NOT! 🤯💔 Meanwhile, celebs are out here like, "We stan a king who can own a canceled show like it’s a low-budget reality TV series." Stonks 🤓📈 ✨ HOT TAKE ALERT: This will lead to Colbert starting a new late-night show on a rival network, and it’ll be so good, we might just end up sacrificing Netflix for it. Y’all ready for “Late Night 2: The Reckoning”? 🚀💥 Don’t forget to share this spicy tea! 🐸☕