🌪️💥 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ON THE ROOF! 🎤🏰 So, listen up fam! 🚨 President Trump decided it was time for a rooftop press conference, because why not? Who needs a solid ground when you can give your hot takes from 30 feet in the air? 🏔️💯 Reporters were like, "Sir, are you okay? Why are you up there?" 😳💬 Stephen Colbert, with his impeccable timing, was like, "I haven’t heard that question since my last family reunion!" 😂💀 It's level 100 cringe to get grilled about your choice of altitude while the world is literally spiraling out of control! 🌍💩 Peep this leaked convo between Trump and his PR team: 🗣️ Trump: "Rooftop, BIG LEAGUE!" 🗣️ PR Guy: "Sir, the White House is NOT a club." 🗣️ Trump: "I’m taking this to new heights!" 🚀💰 Y’all, it’s basically the “This Is Fine” meme with a side of “Drake Approved” ✌️ and low-key a stonks moment 📈 because *obviously* the internet is gonna roast this harder than a summer BBQ! 🔥🔥 Hot take: Next press conference should be on a skyscraper with a trampoline! Who's in? 🤡💀💥 #RooftopRealness #PressConferenceGoals #MakeAltitudesGreatAgain 🚀