🚨 BREAKING: Meta just unveiled the **Meta Oakley HSTN SMART GLASSES** and brought out the GOAT, Steph Curry, for some *extra* star power. 😎🏀 Are you ready for smart glasses that’ll let you stare at your own reflection while NFTs crawl into your crypto wallet!? 🤖💰 Picture this: Steph's draining threes while you're *draining* your bank account on these overpriced pieces of tech that’ll revolutionize your... *snaps fingers* life. “It’s like Apple but for people who get lost in IKEA,” said a “leaked” Meta dev. “We just added AI to literally everything 🌌🔥.” What’s that? You thought you’d just get some stylish shades? Nah fam, these are the future of cringey TikTok videos where your friends can see your smeared sunscreen in REAL-TIME. 📹💀 Meanwhile, users are conjuring up new ways to flex on their friends with “cool” selfies while secretly wondering if they’ve entered the Matrix 🕶️🤖. “Stonks” said no one ever. In a bold prediction, I foresee a future where these glasses *literally* diagnose your cringe while suggesting saucy TikTok dances for you to try. 🤡🔥 Buckle up; the *meme economy* just got a serious glow-up! 💥