🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE AUTO GALAXY 🚨🚨: Stellantis just dropped the electrified Jeep Gladiator like it's a hot potato 🔥🥔💨. Yup, you heard that right! They had the audacity to announce that *in one year* we’d be gliding through the wilderness in a *PHEV* Gladiator, and now? Crickets. Just good ol’ gasoline guzzlers 🚗💨💰. So, Stellantis decided to ditch the 4xe plug-in hybrid because “changing customer preferences” 🌪️🤡. It’s like watching your mom plan a surprise birthday party only to realize she forgot your birth date and just bakes a pie instead 🎂. 👀 **Leaked developer quote**: "We decided that who needs eco-friendly off-roading when you can just sip gasoline like it's a fine wine? 🍷🚫💧". This is the *least* based decision since the meme where Drake points at actual auto innovation 🤦‍♂️. Customers are out here wanting Earth-friendly vibes, and Stellantis is like, "But have you ever driven on a highway that *doesn't* suck?!?" This is fine 🌈🔥. 🚀 Hot take: when every auto manufacturer is going electric, Stellantis is about to become the meme of the century—just wait until their CEO starts riding around in a fossil fuel-powered gladiator while yelling, "Stonks!" 💸💀. Mark my words: they're gonna be the *new* Nokia of the automotive world—will be forever associated with the *past* while everyone else zooms ahead into the eco-friendly future.