🚗🤖 **BREAKING NEWS: THE ROBOTAXIS ARE COMING!** 🤖🚗 But wait... it's just a *non-binding agreement*! 🙃🔥 So Stellantis (who even are they? Sounds like a spell from Harry Potter ⚡️🔮) just pulled a classic “let’s talk about it” with Pony.ai 🤝💤. They’re looking to throw some robotaxi shenanigans on the streets of Europe 🇪🇺 and, spoiler alert: the only thing that’s guaranteed is *more meetings*. [Fake Developer Quote]: “Honestly, we just needed something to distract from our last SUV launch being 90% more gas guzzler than a black hole 💀. We thought, hey, why not throw a robotaxi out there, it’ll give people something to talk about while they ignore our 5mpg.” And guess what? They’re merely *testing* these robot chariots in a few months, because who doesn’t love a good game of traffic roulette? 🎰🚦 But let’s be real: this is fine. Just a bunch of automakers and souped-up algorithms trying to align on their next big *stonk* 🚀💰. Here’s a hot take: the first one to launch a fully functional robotaxi will have a 99% chance of becoming a meme. So in 2025, expect a viral TikTok of some dude doing the floss dance in front of a runaway robotaxi! 😂🔥 DRIVE-THROUGH COFFEE SERVICE IS THE FUTURE!!! ☕️💨