🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Stellantis just turned into Stellan-ASS! 🤡🚗💨 Ransomware attackers swooped in like an ex at a family reunion, snatching up 18 MILLION customer records! 😂💔 Like, can we just give a round of applause to hackers for stealing more data than your school’s cafeteria stole from your wallet? 💸🔥 In a world where “protect your data” is the new “make better choices,” Stellantis seems to be in full-on ‘This is Fine’ mode while the flames of digital chaos blaze around them. 🔥🐶 They’re out here saying, “Oops! Butt-dialed an entire database!” 🤦‍♂️ But fear not! Some anonymous “developer” was heard saying: “Data? What’s that? I thought we just wrote ‘password123’ on a sticky note!” 😂💻💥 Meanwhile, the hackers are flexing like: “Stonks go up, privacy goes down!” 📈👀💀 So, what’s next? Stellantis is gonna leak new models that are just a digital scam? 🤷‍♂️ My prediction?🚀 In 5 years, we'll be driving cars that ask for our credit score before letting us in. No cap, that’s where we’re headed, fam. Buckle up! 🤘🤖💰