🚨🚨 BREAKING: Steam's PayPal support went *poof* like my motivation to finish any game past level 1! 👀💸 If you’re trying to buy that sweet, sweet digital loot and PayPal just ghosted you faster than your last Tinder date, guess what? It’s not YOU, it’s Valve and some 🦖 out-of-touch banker in a suit who’s got beef with the CONTENT on Steam. 🥩💀 According to Valve (and I’m sure they typed this out on an ancient typewriter 🎩📝): “Our buddy PayPal’s bank is all like ‘no thanks’ to certain regions, dropping transactions like it’s a hot mixtape. 🔥 Just because they couldn't handle the heat from Steam's meme-lord content.” So buckle up, because regions outside of the EUR, CAD, GBP, JPY, AUD, and USD 🍔🤑 are getting a big fat NOPE from the PayPal dance floor. Like Drake at a Swift concert, just cringe and cope. 🤦‍♂️💔 **Leaked dev quote from a Valve intern**: "Honestly, we thought it was just a passing storm, but it’s more like an apocalyptic meme hurricane. #ThisIsFine" 😳🌀 Prediction Time: Steam is about to create its own currency called STEAMCOIN, so get ready to sell your kidneys for a skin! 💰🪙💀 #stonks