🚨🔥 *CRINGE ALERT* - Valve's Steam is officially playing the "look, no hands!" 🕹️🚫💸 As if we needed another reason to question their life choices, they're now cracking down on spicy games. *Yup, you heard that right!* 😱👀 In a world where we can get a game about being a cat in a pizza shop 🍕🐱, Steam pulls a wild 180 and says “Nah fam, let’s appease the payment processors instead.” 🤡💀 Like, who are we actually pleasing here? The ghost of Gabe Newell's *stock photo of a concerned dad*? 📸💔 In their latest update, they just slapped on some brand new rules that are basically like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole 🔻🔵— and it's SO cringe. Meanwhile, a "leaked" dev chat goes like this: **Dev 1:** “This is fine.” 🔥 **Dev 2:** “No cap, we’re getting *canceled*!” **Dev 1:** “At least the stonks are up?” 📈 But y’all know what’s going to happen next, right? 🚀 Prepare for Valve to drop the most *unhinged* game about building a sex-themed card house 🍑🎴 that ends in an *epic fail* because payment processors can’t handle the heat! *Mark my words!* So buckle up, fam! The gaming industry is about to get weird. 💩💥