🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: The Chromebook Gaming Dream is DEAD! 💔🚨 Looks like Google’s plans to turn your overpriced school laptop into a gaming beast was nothing but a sad pipe dream! 😭💤 According to 9to5Google, the Steam for Chromebooks beta is being sent to the *digital graveyard* on January 1st, 2026. Yes, you read that right. What’s next? The ending of life as we know it? This is fine. 💀🔥 🎮💸 ASUS and Acer cooked up some fancy gaming Chromebooks, but it seems like nobody wanted to trade in their gaming PCs for an overpriced browser on a glorified netbook. Talk about cringe! 😬 *Leaked quote from a developer:* “Honestly, we thought people would want to play CS:GO on a device made for checking emails.” No cap, I think that dude might be seething. 🤡 So here’s the tea: If you were dreaming of fragging noobs on a Chromebook, it’s time to pour one out and embrace the “Galaxy Brain” level of realizing you could just buy a real gaming laptop. 😂🚀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2027, Google will pivot to using Chromebooks exclusively for potato farming simulations. Just wait for it. #Stonks 💰💥