🔥💀💥 Welcome back to the wild, wild world of VALVe's magical hardware universe! 🚀🚀👾 Ten years after we thought they’d thrown in the towel with those Steam Machines (RIP 2015; you lived and died like the sad face emoji 😔), they’ve risen from the ashes like a phoenix on a gaming high! 🎮💸 Introducing the *Steam Frame* (for your FACE! 😂), the *Steam Machine* (for your TV—because who doesn’t want a slow-loading, overpriced paperweight? 🥴), and the *Steam Controller* (for... umm, your HANDS? New concept, who dis?). Rumor has it there will be more SteamOS munchkins lurking in the shadows. A whole hardware family?! 🎉 The stonks are about to reset, fam! 📈💰 In a leaked conversation, a Valve dev was heard saying, "We just want to make consoles cool again! Think of us as the *Greasers* of gaming hardware!" 🤷‍♂️🕶️ But can we all agree that if these machines were a vehicle, they’d be a broken-down minivan at this point? 🚐💨 Sure, they’re bringing it back, but it’s kind of like trying to resell a mixtape recorded in your mom's basement — hard cope, my dudes. So, grab your lollipops and prepare for the THRONE OF STEAM! 👑🔥 Prediction time: Gabe Newell will appear on stage in a full-on pirate costume screaming "X marks the LOOOT!" 🏴‍☠️ because what's a console launch without some chaotic energy? Buckle up, kiddos! 🤡✨ #Gaming2024 #ThisIsFine