🚨 BREAKING: Valve Decides Screens are So 2022! 🚨 Introducing the Steam Machine & Steam Controller, aka “Why are we doing this again?” 🤦‍♂️💀 Nearly four years after inventing the handheld gaming world with the Steam Deck, Valve comes back with... a box and a controller! 😳🎮 They call it the Steam Machine and the Steam Controller. Sounds fancy, right? But let’s be real, who needs a screen when you can just sit in front of your TV for the ultimate couch potato experience?! 🍕😂 "Imagine a living room where you get to have the same gaming experience as your dusty desktop!" said a *totally real* Valve dev, who definitely wasn’t drinking eggnog this early in the year. 🍹👀 They claim this bad boy will let players get even MORE out of their Steam Library. So basically, we’re just extending the pain you feel when you look at your library and realize you’ve bought 50 games you never play. 💸📉 In classic Valve fashion, these beauties are slated to launch in early 2026, so start organizing those ‘I can't wait for this’ tweets now! 😤🚀 ⬇️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Valve will release a new Steam Machine that runs solely on *existential dread* and *lost potential*! This is fine. 🔥👀 #Based #Cringe Meme it or weep, fam! 💥🤡🔥