🌪️🎮💻💀 ALERT! MALWARE CHAOS IN THE NODE.JS GARDEN! 🚨💣 So, apparently, the cool kids over at Fortinet FortiGuard Labs discovered that malware called "Stealit" is out here doing the absolute MOST! Like, bro, why not #justprogram instead of turning Node.js into a malware delivery pizza? 🍕🤡 This bad boy is using the Single Executable Application (SEA) feature, like, "Surprise! Your game install just became a horror movie!" 🎮👻 AND it’s got the nerve to dress up in Electron framework party clothes! 🕺🤖 Like, c'mon, Stealit, you're going to crowd-surf into our machines AFTER we just saw Fortnite get banned? Some anonymous developer was overheard saying, “Ayy, let’s take Node.js and make it SCARY!” while another is like, “Bet we could make a game called ‘Stealit: The Sequel’ and sell stonks to the moon! 🚀💰” But here’s where it gets spicy: I predict that in 2025, developers will accidentally create an AI that fights off malware by turning your PC into a fortress that plays anime all day! #BasedOrCringe? 🤯🔥 Stay woke, fam! This is your reminder to keep your antivirus ON and your memes OFF! 😱💣💥