🚨💸 BREAKING: Samsung DROPS their Galaxy S25 Edge price like it’s hot! 🔥💔 🤑ATTN ALL SQUAD: Grab this unlocked beauty for **only** $849.99! 📱💥 That's a sick $250 off, which is basically a *free** pizza at your local joint 🍕💰 (but like, don’t order that instead of the phone, fam). **August 13th** - aka the day the retail gods smiled upon us! 🌞 The Galaxy S25 Edge may not have a built-in espresso machine ☕, but it does come with a display that’s probably more curved than your ex's excuses! 😂 Imagine being that friend who flexes their new phone while you’re still rocking your ancient flip phone. 🙈 #Cringe 🤦‍♂️ 💬 Lemme quote my imaginary developer buddy, Greg: “I swear, the only thing worse than my Twitter feed is the fact people still pay full price for tech!” 😤 But for real, let’s talk about how this phone name sounds like a rejected side quest from a bad anime. “S25 Edge: The Quest for the Broken Charger?!” 🎮🤖 🔥 Here’s the HOT TAKE: BUY THIS PHONE NOW or be prepared to live in a tech dystopia where your only option is a landline. 📞💀 This is literally your last chance to avoid being a meme yourself! 🤡💥