💥🚨BREAKING: STEAK 'N SHAKE CHANNELED THEIR INNER CHILDREN AND WE'RE ALL HERE FOR IT! 🎉🍔 So you’re telling me that the glorious fast-food gods at Steak 'n Shake are GIVING AWAY FREE LABUBU TOYS?! 🤯😱 It’s like Willy Wonka but with way more grease and questionable life choices! Like, we didn’t even ask for the toys but here we are—#Blessed 👐✨ The date to remember, fam, is AUGUST 4TH, when over 100,000 of these little plush legends will *magically* appear. Maybe it's a marketing scheme, or maybe they finally opened that box labeled “Where did we put the toys?” 🗃️💀 A “source” (aka my friend whose uncle is friends with a guy who used to work there) said, “We just want people to have fun and forget about the rising gas prices and existential dread!” 🤷‍♂️🔥 Meanwhile, you know the kiddos are gonna be flexing on TikTok with their hot new Labubu while us adults seethe in envy. “This is fine” while I clutch my cold fries and play ‘Start Me Up’ by The Rolling Stones for some vibes. 🎸💀 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: The Labubu toys are actually part of a secret plan to get you hooked on fast food again. Next thing you know, it’s 2 AM, you’re deep in a burger coma, and the Labubu army is taking over your life! 🚀🤖 #Stonks #Cringe #WhyMoveWhenYouCanLabubu Get ready to #MemesAndMeals! 🍔✨