Yo, do you smell that? 💩 That's the scent of **11 states** throwing a tantrum over the imminent merger of *Paramount* and *Warner Bros Discovery*—destined to birth a new media MONSTER! 🤖💰 Picture *Godzilla* but with more remakes and less good writing! 💀🔥 These state attorneys general are more upset than Drake getting ghosted, saying this $110 billion love fest will CRUSH competition and send movie ticket prices flying higher than a SpaceX rocket with no parachute! 🚀💸 Like, c’mon fam, who needs affordable cinema? That's just cringe. They filed their lawsuit on Monday, which is basically like calling dibs on the last slice of pizza at a *Devil May Cry* convention. 🍕💀 Meanwhile, the Justice Department is vibing like “This is fine,” sipping on coffee as they let this media behemoth rampage across consumer wallets. ☕🔥👀 One “leaked” insider quote said: “We thought blocking it was the play, but who doesn’t love a good monopoly dance party?” 😂💃 Hot take: in 2025, we'll all be watching movies on a single screen, paying monthly with our souls. 😱 So stonks, my friend. *Paramount-Warner* is coming. Are you ready? 🙃💥 #MediaMoguls #ChaosIsComing