🚨💀 AI ALERT! 🚨💀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The government just dropped the hottest mixtape of *BEING ULTIMATELY CRINGE* – and it’s got a title: “Moratorium on State AI Laws.” Sounds fancy, huh? Spoiler: it’s about to make the AI world even more like the Wild West. 🤠🤖 So picture this: the states are about to be on a five-year timeout ⏳, while our dear ol' politicians are about to let AI firms run wild like it’s friggin’ *Mad Max* out there. 🚀💸 Trump and his minions are giving AI companies a free-pass party, no cap! Think “this is fine” but with robots taking over your job while you sip lattes 🥤. And who’s the mastermind behind this? Senator Marsha “I Love Elvis” Blackburn and Ted “Stonk Master” Cruz, collabing harder than a K-Pop group! 🎤✨ They created the ELVIS Act (no, not that Elvis) which basically says “yo, AI, chill and leave our musicians alone – for now.” 🔮 Now, for the prophecy: in 2025, we’ll find out robots have somehow become the new rockstars and are releasing albums IN STEREO. 🤡🔥 Get ready for AI concerts! Y’all better buy your tickets now, because buddy, you’re gonna need a whole lotta coping to handle this reality! 💔💸 Share this chaos before your state gets gobbled up by the AI beast! 🤪🔥 #AI #TechDrama #StonkIt