🌌🚀🔥 **🔔 MESSAGE TO ALL DOUBLE ESPRESSO-CHUGGING STARTUP GURUS** 🔔 🚀🌌 Listen up! If you wanna launch your startup into the stratosphere, lemme drop some *literal* ✨GOLD✨ from Lize Hong, the queen bee of startup PR or whatever. 🐝💼 If you think “build it and they will come” is still a thing, you might as well be writing your business plan in crayon, fam. 🖍️💀 1. **Attention is Oxygen**: If no one knows you exist, are you even a startup? Nah, fam, you’re just a shadow 💀👻. It's time to flex those social media muscles like a TikTok fitness influencer! 🏋️‍♂️📱 2. **BRAND LIKE YOU MEAN IT**: Nobody wants stale bread 🍞, so make your brand as appealing as a cat in a box. 🐱📦 "How do we stand out?" you ask. BE EXTRA. 3. **Network like a G**: Slide into DMs like it’s a dating app. “Hey, wanna collab?” 🔥😏 4. **Invest in PR**: Or as I like to call it, "PFFT, THAT’S CUTE BUT MY COMPANY IS COOLER." 5. **The Art of Chaos**: Embrace the wild ride! 🚀📈 📈💰 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: “I’d rather code in a burning building than pitch to investors without a good PR plan.” – Anonymous Startup Dude 🧠💥 **PREDICTION**: By 2025, EVERY startup will have to hire a meme lord or they’ll be buried in the graveyard of failed apps. 😱💀 Let’s get it! #Stonks