🚨🚨ATTENTION ALL STARTUP WARRIORS!🚨🚨 In less than 24 hours, you could go from "who’s this?" 🤔 to "OMG, it’s them!" at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 💥 Are you ready to pitch your startup while praying the VCs don’t fall asleep? 😴💤 ⚠️👀 Only a couple of tables left! What are you waiting for, an engraved invitation from Elon himself? 🚀💰 Or maybe you think they’ll just throw you the stonks whenever they feel like it? 🙄💸 This is like your Tinder date, if you snooze, you LOSE! 🔥 Imagine this convo with your buddy: 👨‍💻 **You**: "Dude, I missed my shot at TechCrunch!" 👨‍🎤 **Buddy**: "It’s fine, just meme about it." 👨‍💻 **You**: "This is not fine!" *cue burning dog meme* 🔥🐶 The galaxy-brain move right now is to snatch up that table and unleash your startup dreams upon the world like a chaotic little hurricane! 💨 So, hustle that hustle and throw down your credit card before they’re all gone. Or don’t—coast into the tech void and seethe while watching others thrive. No cap! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, people will be pitching their ideas via interpretative dance. Get your tap shoes ready! 🎭👠