🚨🔔 BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT! 🔔🚨 So, Grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’ve got a classic tech soap opera brewing! 🎭💔 Mixpanel's very own Suhail "I’m basically the tech world’s Sherlock Holmes" Doshi just threw some serious shade 🌑 at Soham "Multi-Startup Slut" Parekh, saying he’s juggling more startups than a circus clown on TikTok! 🤡💀 According to Suhail, Soham is out here “preying on YC companies” like they’re expired coupons 🤑📉. Who knew the startup game was basically Hunger Games with bad Wi-Fi? 🏹✨ 🌌💬 “I found his resume in the lost files of the internet,” Suhail quipped, while simultaneously Googling “how to roast someone politely.” 😂💔 Rumor has it he even pulled a Drake pointed meme while discussing it - the 🔥-take was THAT legendary! But let’s be real, declining to grind out 3-4 startups at the same time is just Not a Vibe™️. What’s next, an NFT of your resume? 🚀 Stonks up for the chaos – just pray it’s not a crypto rug pull! At this point, I'm convinced the next big innovation will be an app that tracks how many startups you can flop in a single month! 📅💣 🔥🚀 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be managing businesses via psychic networks. Stay woke, fam. This is fine. 🥴✌️