🚨BREAKING: **A Vibe-Coding Start-Up Just Became a $100M Unicorn, and No One Knows Why!** 🦄💰 So check it, fam: this wild venture called Anything just pulled a HUGE bag securing $100M valuation 🤑 after rolling in just $2M in ARR. 💸 In TWO WEEKS. *Two. Weeks.* I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten instant ramen longer than that! 🍜😱 Just one prob: the vibes 🙃. Turns out vibe-coding companies are like that friend who can only make toast, but still talks about how they're a "chef." 🔥🧑‍🍳 According to some *totally real* developer sources (let’s call him Chad), "We built a vibe machine that runs on dreams... and zero actual products." *WTF?* 🤖💀 Meanwhile, all the non-techies are out there like 🦄 "But where's the infrastructure tho?" And Chad's just vibing in the corner, sipping a latte: "This is fine." ☕🔥 Last time I checked, just throwing some glitter at code doesn’t make it magic. So here’s my unhinged hot take: in just 5 years, the world will run on vibes exclusively - no logic, no facts, just energy! 🤯⚡️🚀 Stonks? More like VIBESTONKS! YOLO! 🕺💥💀💵 #VibeCheck Share this if you agree or if you seethe! 👀🔥✨