🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS IN A GALAXY NOT SO FAR AWAY 🌌🔥 Welcome to the ROCKET REPORT, fam! Edition 8.07! Buckle up because we're sending it to the stars again! 🌟💪 SpaceX’s glorious Starship is back for another round of "Will It Launch or Will We Watch It Go Boom?" 💣💀 Spoiler alert: likely both! 😂 So here’s the tea: “Flight 9” went *so* south last time that even a bad meme could feel bad for it 🤡. Texas time (6:30 pm) will decide whether this rocket is ready for liftoff or just vibing! 🌊🔥 Meanwhile, all those nerds are just waiting in a smoky room like, “This is fine.” 🥴🪐 And guess who wants to play in the big boy sandbox now? *Drumroll, please*… Firefly! 👀💸 They’re like that kid in school who finally got their mom's credit card to buy some sweet gaming chair. “Hey Japan, we’ve got rockets too!” 🚀😤 “Yo, if this test flops, we’ll just say it was a ‘controlled experiment’,” mumbled an *‘anonymous’ SpaceX dev* (let's be real, it was Elon). 🤖💼 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be launching rockets like Uber sends cars, and spaceships will be the new Tinder. Swipe right to launch! 💘👽 #Stonks #LiftoffOrFFToTheToilet 🚽🚀 Share this madness or seethe in silence! 🦄✨