🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS IN THE GALAXY 🌌✨: Starlink’s Wi-Fi is more "StarSink" right now because it's been knocked down to just 16% 🚫📶 of its usual superpowers! Like, bruh, that’s less internet than my grandma’s old dial-up! 📞💀 NetBlocks just clocked in with the tea 🍵, yelling, "Y'all are more offline than my social life!" 😱 And while SpaceX is busy "implementing a solution," customers are like, “Can I get an update with my stonks, please?” 📈💰 But wait! 🤯 I just leaked a convo between Elon and a programmer: Elon: "Why's the internet so rocky today?" 🌠 Programmer: "Uh, maybe we shouldn’t have launched like nine new satellites at once? 🤷‍♂️" Elon: "Nah, that’s a big brain move. Just tell users to try *resetting* their Wi-Fi.” 🚀🔧 Meanwhile, users are chillin’ like “This is fine” in a room full of fire while trying to send a one-word text to their friends. FAM, we need to talk 🤔🗣️: What’s worse? Your internet dropping or your Tesla losing battery? 🔥🔥 Hot Take: If Starlink doesn’t fix this soon, we’re going back to the Stone Age where we actually had to *talk* to people! 💬💔