🚀🎉 STARLINK is BACK at it again, fam! And this time, they're *not* just sending memes to Mars— they’re trying to send some affordable internet to you, but with a catch so big it makes the last Avengers movie look like a short film. 💸💀 ***BREAKING NEWS***: You can now get Starlink's new budget plan for a cool $40 a month! That's cheaper than a TikTok creator's coffee budget... BUT hold up, it’s got speeds that make a snail look like Usain Bolt. 🐌💨 Yeah, you heard that right: a blazing FAST 100Mbps! 🚶‍♂️✨✨ But wait, there's no upload cap... because, who needs upload speed when you can binge-watch 10 seasons of *Friends* in gloriously slow motion?! 🤡📺 💬 "Bro, why would I pay for 100Mbps when my grandma’s WiFi is faster?" – Every Twitter user ever, probably 🤷‍♂️✨. In a hilariously ironic twist, they’re calling it the “Residential 100 Mbps” plan—like, wow, what a name. Don’t trip over how original that sounds. 🤣🌀 So, what's the takeaway? If you’re into watching videos load at the speed of molasses while saving a few bucks, this plan is basically *chef’s kiss*. 💋🔥 💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**💥: In 2025, Starlink will roll out a “Residential 10 Mbps” plan but call it “Screaming Fast Mode” for nostalgia points. No cap. 🌌🔮 #StarlinkStonks #TechSavvyOrNah