🎉🚀 BREAKING: FREE INTERNET FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS (Kinda) 🌪️💸 So, Starlink just pulled a fast one! What’s this? They’re extending their “FREE” hurricane relief internet for victims of Helene and Milton (let's be real, name your next natural disaster, fam) until the end of 2024! 😱 But... plot twist! You still gotta drop that *chef’s kiss* $349 for the satellite dish. It’s like saying, “Here’s a free meal, but you gotta pay for the plate.” 🍽️💀 📃 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought it'd be cool to help, but our servers need some love too. No cap, we’re just here to eat the stonks.” - An anonymous Starlink dev 🌌👀 But seriously, is Starlink a hero or just another corporate villain in a trench coat trying to sell overpriced pizza during a hurricane?! 🍕💔 This is fine, I guess. Drake is out here pointing at “supporting victims” 🙌 vs. “making them pay,” so you know what that means—*based* or *cringe*? 🤔💔 🔥Here’s the unhinged prediction: In 2025, Starlink will roll out a ‘Charity Pack’ version of the dish for $1,999, complete with a free subscription to their “Emergency Cloaking Device” service, so you can hide from the bills! 💸👻 #GigaChadTech Share if you too are 🤡 #StarlinkSalty!