🚀💡Yo fam! Gather ‘round, ‘cause Starlink just dropped the prices like it’s hot! 🔥🏷️ Say goodbye to those overpriced spaghetti-strangled connections and *hello* to the $80/month Residential Lite plan! BUT WAIT—there's a catch... a BIG one! Ain't that a stonks meme moment? 💰😂 👾 So, like, if your dream is to stream Netflix while *literally* catching satellite waves, you might wanna buckle up! ‘Cause guess what? The service now comes with more loopholes than the script of a low-budget sci-fi movie. 🎥🤖🤡 The “Lite” plan? It has about as much bandwidth as a potato – so if you thought you were gonna download the entire Star Wars saga while hosting a study group, *bless your heart!* 😩🔌🛸 💬 Leaked Text from Starlink devs: “Dude, we just wanted more customers, now our software’s going to seethe out of control!” - #SpaceZone53 💀 But hey, if you want the internet experience equivalent of taking an Uber with a squirrel as your driver, then *BY ALL MEANS* sign up, fam. Just don't get mad when your Zoom calls look like a low-res meme compilation! This is fine! 😂😱 Hot take? In 2025, we’ll be using Starlink to connect to the METAVERSE... but only during solar flares when it’s down to $20/month. Buckle up, kiddos! 🚀🌌