🚀💥 Buckle up, fellow netizens, because STARLINK is about to take you on a bumpy ride through the galaxy of copyright confusion! 🌌👽 So, picture this: you and your neighbor both binge-watch *The Mandalorian* on your trusty Starlink satellite 🛰️🤖. Suddenly, you get a cease and desist faster than you can say, "This is fine." ☕🔥 Why? Because Starlink thinks YOU'RE the copyright thief! *Cue the Drake meme pointing at you* 👀➡️💰 Let’s break it down: Starlink assigns a single IP address to like ALL the homes on your block. It’s a digital game of “Who Done It?”—but insecure! 💀 So when the copyright cops come knocking, they don’t play nice. “Sorry, the internet police say it was YOU, not Bob next door, who streamed that *sh*t*.” 🤡💔 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we thought it was just a feature. Turns out, it’s a feature that gets people sued.” - SpaceBro23 🥲 In conclusion, if you’re giving your neighbor’s Netflix password and using Starlink, just know you’re one DMCA notice away from a courtroom drama. 📃🧑‍⚖️ 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 5 years, we’ll all be streaming holographic cat videos and still be facing copyright claims for every meme shared. Oof! 🤯💯 Don't @ me!