🚀💥 BREAKING: SpaceX vs. Virginia—The Fiber Internet Showdown You Never Knew You Needed! 💥🚀 So, you know how SpaceX be like "stonks!" while launching nerdy rockets? 🤡 Add some cringe to that meme because they’re now trying to BLOCK Virginia’s plan to throw fiber internet at residents like it’s candy on Halloween! 🎃🍬 Picture this: SpaceX, armed with $3 million in grant money like it’s a treasure chest, now demanding a whopping $60 million. They're like Drake pointing at the money, saying “that’s my budget, fam!” 💰💸 Meanwhile, the good people of Virginia are just chilling like “this is fine,” trying to catch some actual *reliable* internet - not satellite wizardry! 🚨Leaked Developer Quote🚨: “If we can’t slap internet in the sky, might as well block the ones on the ground, right?” - Some SpaceX dude, probably. 😂🤖 And here's the hot take! In the end, Elon Musk will probably challenge the governor to a space duel over WiFi supremacy. Winner gets *unlimited fiber* for life! 🚀🔥 Everything is chaos and I’m here for it! Who’s ready for Starlink 2: Internet Wars?! 💥💥 Share this before we all disconnect!