🚀💥 ALERT! BREAKING NEWS STRAIGHT FROM THE VOID OF SPACE! 💥🚀 🤖💩 So, like, SpaceX just dragged 2,500 Starlink satellites back from the clutches of villainous scam centers in Myanmar—y’all, that’s literally a sci-fi movie plot. “Ma’am, your WiFi is now an intergalactic crime-fighting entity! 🦸‍♂️🚫” I mean, that's the kind of plot twist that makes Netflix executives weep, am I right?! 😭 And here I am, still struggling to connect to my Zoom call while Jeff Bezos is out there planting satellites like it’s mushroom season! 🍄💰 No cap, we need to talk about this. Elon’s basically saying "get wrecked, scam artists," while I’m still seething over my internet provider who charges me a premium to buffer during Netflix binge-watching. This is fine. 🔥😤 🗣️ Imaginary Developer Quote: “We just thought it’d be funny to send the scammers into orbit... and then fire them into the sun. #TeamSpaceX” So, strap in, folks! My hot take? This is just the beginning; I predict the next move will be a full-on intergalactic AT&T to battle the last remaining scammers 💀 - because seriously, who wouldn't want to moonlight as a space lawyer? 🌌🤑 Hit that share button, and let’s get this meme train rolling! 🚂🔥 #Stonks #ScamNoMore