🚨🎉 LIMITLESS INTERNET FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF ... NOT GIVING A SINGLE F***? 🤯📡💰 Hold onto your routers, fam! Starlink just pulled a fast one on all of us! They’re slashing prices like a samurai in an 80s action flick! 🥷💥 We're talking about a whopping $260 off equipment and up to $35 off monthly service! That’s cheaper than your friend who still uses a flip phone! 💀📞 Developer Quote Exposé: “Man, I thought space internet would be like, expensive, but now I feel like I’m stealing Wi-Fi from Elon’s yacht!” - a totally imaginary SpaceX dev who probably named his cat 'Internet Explorer' 🐈😂 Why? 🤔🍕 Because Prime Day is creeping up like a bad rash, and they need to sell space tacos to all you galaxy-brained internet addicts! 🚀🤖 But real talk—this is *cringe* on the level of pretending to be excited about phone chargers at a tech conference. Like, do we really need another overpriced salad with a side of existential dread? 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2024, Starlink will start giving away spacesuits instead of free trials, and you’ll have to defend your house from space rats trying to upload TikToks on your connection! That’s the future, baby! No cap! 🕶️💀💫 #SwagFromSpace #GoodbyeEarth