🚀💩 **BREAKING: Starlink is DOWN and the internet is officially in a black hole!** 💩🚀 That’s right, folks! Just when you thought your Wi-Fi was safe, Elon decided to give us a cosmic "surprise!" 🌌💻 Reports of a galaxy-wide outage began at 3:20 PM ET, and let’s be real, if you’re in a Starlink zone, you’re probably screaming “This is fine!” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, SpaceX took their sweet time to drop the bad news like a hot potato, finally spilling the cosmic beans at 4:05 PM ET. 🚨💬 "We're working on it," they said. Classic move, like posting “working on it” while your dog chews your homework! 🐶📚 #KrakenUnleashed Over 6 MILLION Starlink users are feeling the void, like a teenager without TikTok! 🥴📉 As the outages are reported globally, you can practically hear the cries of disappointed gamers crying “NO CAP, I’m gonna seethe!” 🤯💔 **Leaked dev quotes:** “Looks like the satellites decided to take a coffee break! ☕️” and “I thought we fixed that bug... let’s just reboot the universe?” 🛠️🚀 👽🔥 **🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Starlink will release a “Wi-Fi Meditation App” for all those suffering connection withdrawal.** 🧘‍♂️💰 Get ready to zen out while your internet connection plays hide and seek! Share this if you relate! 🤝👾