🚀💀 BREAKING: STARGATE TO THE MOON... OR MAYBE TO YOUR LOCAL SERVER FARM?! 💀🚀 So, like, SoftBank and OpenAI are out here having a full-on *drama fest* over the Stargate project. Imagine a bunch of suits arguing while the real-life version of Rick Sanchez is trying to figure out how to make wormholes work. 🤡🧪 💰💭 According to some “SEMI-RELIABLE” sources (aka, my friend Dave who reads the WSJ at Starbucks), they’ve backtracked so hard on plans that their next big move is building... wait for it... a *small data center* by year-end. 😂🔥 They've gone from "We’re launching interdimensional travel, fam!" to "Maybe just some *more RAM*?" in a matter of days. Just picture SoftBank standing there with their *Brilliant Ideas™* like Drake pointing at the “NO” option for this project. 🥴💸 One developer supposedly said, "We were aiming for the stars; now it's just ‘This is fine’ levels of mediocrity." 🚒🔥 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: At this rate, they should just launch a TikTok account for daily updates. Next up: “How to build a data center in 10 cringe steps!” 🤓📈 Spread the word, because if these guys can’t get it together, I’m officially naming my next dog “Stargate.” 🌌🐕✨