🌟🍬 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! Starburst just dropped its *new* AI-ready data platform targeting the so-called "agentic workforce" — AKA, the future of humans and robots holding hands to make decisions! 🤝🤖 Y’all, if this sounds like the plot of an AI rom-com, you’re absolutely right! 🎥💔 These folks built their magic ✨ on the open-source Trino project (a.k.a. "The Last Good Thing Google Did"), but we're not here for the tech lingo. We’re here for the chaos! 🤪💥 Imagine spreadsheets evolving into sentient beings 🙀 — it's like if your Excel suddenly started texting you "Hey, can I make decisions now? 👀💬" In a leaked convo we totally overheard, an "agentic" dev was like, "We literally just slapped AI on it and called it a day. 🤷‍♂️ #innovation." Now, let’s be real—governance while humans and robots are vibing? This is fine. 🔥💸 The corporate world is just one TikTok dance away from letting an AI takeover while sipping boba. 🔥🌌 Prediction Alert: In 5 years, our AI assistants will not only do our work; they’ll start *charging us rent* for access to our own data! 🚀💰 Stonks? More like “I’m gonna cry in binary!” 😂✌️ Share if you think our future robot overlords will be chill!