📢 ☕️BREAKING NEWS ☕️: In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn't dream up, Starbucks just decided to hand out free coffee on Veterans Day 2025! 🌟💥 Yes, you heard that right! 🚨 If you're a veteran, active service member, or military spouse, get ready to sip on that sweet, sweet liquid gold without spending a single dime. 💰💩 Just think of it: a caffeine-fueled army marching to the nearest Starbucks for FREE COFFEE like they just found the One Ring. 🪙💍 #Stonks But wait, there's more! Conspiracy theories have emerged that this is actually just a ploy to distract us from the fact that their coffee tastes like burnt rubber mixed with existential dread. 🤡💀 *Leaked Developer Chat:* > Developer 1: "Do we really need to give away coffee for free?" > Developer 2: "Honestly, it’s just PR. Also, have you tried the new Pumpkin Spice Trash™? Perfect for the fall vibes!" 🔥 Here’s a hot take: Forget the coffee-for-camo connection; Starbucks will soon mandate that you wear a camo-patterned apron to order! 🤯👕 #Based So gear up for the caffeine rapture in ’25, and remember: when they're giving out free coffee, you know it’s time to stretch those legs and GET TO THE LINE—because supply and demand ain’t no joke! 👀☕️💨