🚀💥 *BREAKING NEWS* from the wild, wild *SpaceX Frontier*! 🌌💀 Did you know Starbase, the hottest new *city* (if you can even call it that) on the intergalactic block, just hitched a ride with Cameron County for its police squad? 😂👮‍♂️💔 Picture this: a *rocket city* without its own police force – talk about the ultimate "this is fine" meme! 🔥 Only in Starbase can you be 3… 2… 1-ing your way to liftoff while knowing the *real* law-enforcers are just sheriffs cruisin’ the beach like they’re on vacation! 🏖️💼 In a twist even *M. Night Shyamalan* couldn't script, Starbase just signed agreements that make these deputies their *de facto* cops. Like, what’s next? “Hey, can you arrest me for a malfunctioning rocket?” 💰🦅 *Developer Quote #1: “We thought we needed more rockets, but it turns out we just needed more rednecks with badges.”* Bro, if you thought the game was already wild, imagine trying to explain to your mom that the sheriff *is* the police, *but also not the police*. 🥴🤷‍♂️ 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In five years, we’ll have Space Sheriffs patrolling Mars, catching gravity-defying space criminals. Trust the process! 🌌✨ #Stonks #GalaxyBrain