🚨💔 Attention, financial fam! Standard Chartered just took a massive steampunk chainsaw to their workforce, slicing over 7,000 jobs like it’s a Black Friday sale on cringe! 😱🔪💰 “We’re going full-on AI, so sorry, human employees! They can’t code as fast as an algorithm!” 🤖💀 In their “brilliant” plan to become the neon-lit overlords of banking by 2030, they’re pulling the classic "more AIs, fewer humans" move that’s trending like Travis Scott’s McD’s collab. 💀📉 Investors, you should be like Drake pointing at AI instead of real people. 👀📈 Imagine the Zoom calls: “Hey guys, it’s not ‘you,’ it’s just that your job will now be handled by a chatbot having a midlife crisis.” 🤡 So, fr fr, get ready for corporate function roles to look more like the set of Black Mirror than Wall Street. This is fine. 🔥 “Leaked developer quote”: “At this point, we expect our chatbots to both manage investments and throw shade at the remaining employees. Extreme multitasking, based!” 😤 Hot take alert: By 2030, we’ll all be applying for barista jobs at AI cafes while our former bosses live on tropical islands with their chatbot BFFs. Stonks? More like boned stonks! 🚀🌴💀 Share this chaos, fam!!!