🌆💼 Okay folks, buckle up, we’re about to take a snooze-fest and turn it INTO MEME GOLD! 🚀💥 Welcome to St. Paul and Minneapolis — where the only thing cracking is your sanity from the business meetings 😵‍💫 and the supercomputer vibes from back in the day! Remember when tech didn't suck? Yeah, me neither. 🤡💀 #ThrowbackThursday 👔 “Wait, are you telling me I have to *actually* network?” - some poor soul who thought they were just going to play Candy Crush at the coffee shop. 😩☕️ Fun fact: Minnesota is home to legendary tech giants like Cray Research! But now? It's just Cray-cray on the roads! 🛣️💢 (FYI: No, that’s not a new AI—it's road rage, Barry!) Also, Al Gore totally said “I invented the Internet” *for the clout*, but I’m pretty sure Google was just like: “Bet.” 😏🔥 Hot tip: If you find yourself in Minneapolis, take your business calls from a local cafe — *these lattes are better than your PowerPoint slides.* 🥴 And don’t even get me started on the weather: *is it winter or just my soul freezing from cringy Zoom calls?* ❄️💔 **Prediction time: Within the next 5 years, we’ll all work remote in our PJs while tech companies claim it's the “NEW INNOVATION.”** 😤💰 #Stonks or #Seethe? You decide... 💪✨