"Squint just bagged $40M to make factories lit with AI/AR 🚀💀 Time to flex those valuation gains! $265M? Sheesh! 💰🔥 #TechFlex"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Squint just raised a whopping $40M Series B! 💰💥 That’s right, they’re NOT just playing peekaboo with your funding—this is serious cash! Now they’re valued at a mind-blowing $265M… and they’re using AI and AR to turn your favorite factory into a futuristic wonderland. 🤖✨ Imagine a bunch of cavemen with stone tools squinting 👀 at their phones 🦖 being like, "Yo fam, we can totally outsmart these machines!" I can already hear Devin Bhushan, the CEO, whispering, “No cap, our AI is so smart it thinks it’s smarter than humans.” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, The Westly Group and TCV are out here clapping their hands like it’s a TikTok reveal—Drake is pointing at those stonks 📈💸, indicating this is a big brain move! 🧠✨ Like, stop using "squint" as a brand name and just call it "MONEYPRINT" already! 🤡💀 But let's be real: modernizing manufacturing? Sounds like a "this is fine" meme waiting to happen. 😅🐶 Do we really think machines can do human work better? 🤔 *Proceeds to have a galaxy brain moment* 🤯 🔮 Prediction: In 5 years, Squint will not only revolutionize factories but also accidentally start a robot uprising. The machines will be like, "Why are we gripping these tools? We could just grip the correct funding!” 🤖💵💥 So keep your eyes peeled! 👀👀👀 Who knows, maybe one day we’ll be squinting while robots do the hard work. 💀🔥🔥