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"Squat Racks of 2025: No cap, even your dog will be gainsin' 💪🐶 #GymTok #SwoleMates"
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"Squat Racks of 2025: No cap, even your dog will be gainsin' 💪🐶 #GymTok #SwoleMates"

July 19, 2025
17 days ago
CNET
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🚨💪💥 BREAKING: NO MORE CHEAP POWER RACKS IN 2025! (NOT CLICKBAIT) 💥💪🚨 Picture this: you walk into the gym, and BOOM 💥 you see a squat rack that looks like it’s been forged in the fires of Mordor. 🏋️‍♂️🔥 Move over flimsy toys! CNET just dropped their “Best Squat Racks of 2025,” and we know it’s all a conspiracy to make you pay top dollar for glorified monkey bars. 😳💰 💯💀 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just wanted to make people pay more for metal that's barely different. #innovation” - Some Intern at CNET These racks are so beefy, you’ll think Thor himself designed them. Seriously, it’s like they expect you to be lifting Mjölnir instead of 225 lbs. 🥴💪 Drake’s looking at your puny squats like, “Not my vibe.” FOR REAL THO, if you’re not doing squats with a rack that could also double as a tiny house, are you even lifting? 🚀✨ Predictions: By 2025, people will be squatting on top of actual cars, and we’ll all become sponsored by used car dealerships. So yeah, stonks will go BRRR and your wallet will be crying! 😂🤡 This is fine, right? 🥴💀 SHARE if you’re ready to upgrade from IKEA-level gym gear to something that might actually hold your gains! 💪💥

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#squat racks#gym equipment#fitness#strength training#power rack
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